Warden Lefty of the Conroe Lesbian Detention Center reports today that negotiations have ceased between his staff and the rioting inmates in his custody...The warden's offer of himself as a hostage until demands could be settled was rejected unanimously by the lesbian inmates...
The trouble began following the weekend arrest of professional nude oil wrestler, Mazola McLeglock, during his/her scheduled grudge match against the tag team of gay pornstar, Arnold Swollenpecker, and sissyweight prizefighter, RHM...McLeglock was accused by referee Ifar Toften of an illegal step-over-toehold which is a felony under the rules of the Splendora Gay Athletic League which sponsored the match...
During the investigation McLeglock made a countercharge accusing RHM of wearing a strap-on dildo instead of the mandated jockstrap...Referee Toften, after a thorough 10 minute examination, ruled the codpiece legal under East Montgomery County sporting and cockfight rules, and McLeglock was remanded to the custody of Warden Lefty...
As of this writing, the lesbian detainees, who are being held in the nudist wing of the detention center, have presented a list of demands to the gay caucus of the US Senate which has promised a swift review after all proper bribes have been collected and counted...Meanwhile Warden Lefty continues to observe the nude rioting detainees by way of a closed circuit TV system installed in his office where he has vowed to stay with his beanbag chair and supply of Cheetos until the crisis is solved...
Pictured below is Warden Lefty preparing to review security footage from the nudist lesbian wing of the prison...
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