"After a 36 hour journey, the Drag Queen cargo ship has made an Easter Sunday delivery of chili burritos, Charmin paper products and poofter supplies to the crew aboard the International Space Station"
The space transport, named the Drag Queen in honor of its chief pilot Astronaut Lefty, was a welcome sight to the impoverished crew of the space station...Said assistant engineer RHM, "The fellas in the hot tub bay were having to re-use towels, and we had been out of K-Y Jelly for a week...It was a painful experience"...
Lesbian astronaut Mazola McLeglock said her nude oil wrestling experiments went awry when she ran out of extra virgin olive oil, and was forced to substitute Pam cooking spray...As Ms. McLeglock reported, "Believe me, Pam was not happy about it, but I convinced the bitch to give it up anyway"...
Astronaut Lefty reported that the space station's tip jar was dangerously low, a situation that would have to be corrected before he attempted a return trip...
Seen below is the space station's self-contained zero gravity hot tub...
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