Father Lefty of the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity has announced he will deliver the eulogy for the late Fred Phelps of the Westboro Church...Since no other religious leader would step forth to speak for Rev. Phelps, Father Lefty agreed to do it for advance payment of $32.41 to cover his latest court costs and lawyer fees in the Hobby Airport Morals Court...
Services will be held in the unisex locker room of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium where the nude lesbian choir will sing, "Rock Me In The Bosom of Lady Gaga"...The Braniff Street Crossdressers will be ushers, and lunch will be catered by Taco Cabana...
After the services Father Lefty will be available for baptisms in the hot tub area for a small donation...Monsignor RHM will be in charge of the collection plate and tip jar...
Shown below, a grieving mourner pays respects at Rev. Phelps' gravesite...
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