Pharmaceutical correspondent Dan reports,
"Texas high court halts erection-drug disclosure" ... After Lefty was arrested for walking through Montrose with a big erection sticking out of his pants, not to mention gaseous emission out the rear, the high court ruled he doesn't have to disclose what caused his erection, however he now must keep it strapped down on his leg.
Update: In Lefty's defense, he had just bought those pants at the Poofter's Wearhouse, and the warning labels about not wearing them while under the influence of Viagra had been removed in clear violation of the Surgeon General's warning...
Pictured below, Lefty is shown being arrested again after a vain attempt to comply with the high court's order with the assistance of Gorilla Brand duct tape...
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