Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Boutique Owner’s Sign Targets ‘Hard-to-Please’ Poofter Clients...

http://www.wggb.com/2014/09/23/restaurant-owners-sign-targets-hard-to-please-customers/

An angry RHM, owner/chief designer of a Hobby Airport area male lingerie boutique, has enraged his clientele by closing his business...Says RHM, "I'm just fed up with all these fat, picky homos!...There's just no pleasing them!"...

RHM referred to the constant barrage of questions concerning whether his fabrics are organically grown, or whether artificial dyes are used for color...Their main complaint seems to be why he can't sell a personal fragrance which will hide the odor of his brother and spokesmodel, Lefty...

RHM added, "And these poofters keep asking about whether animals are being harmed in production because every time my brother Lefty walks by, he makes a sound as if he stepped on a duck...It's his diet, he can't help it!"...

Other causes for concern among his clients are why he can't stock enough male lingerie in the larger sizes demanded by his overweight patrons...RHM explains, "There's only so much fabric available!...Why can't these fat faggots go on a diet, and lay off the burritos!"...

RHM is expected to re-open his boutique tomorrow after his anger subsides...Lefty said in a supporting statement, "The little sissy will cry and pout for a while like he always does, then he'll open the doors again...What a wuss"...

Pictured below, angry mobs demonstrate outside the shop after the closing...


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