The newest release from Steamroom Productions, "Dawn of the Planet of the Poofters," by producer/director Lefty, is said to have escaped rather than released...Weekend ticket sales have been disappointing as the film opens in selected gay "couples theaters"...
Lefty's unusual casting of lesbian nude oil wrestling champion, Mazola McLeglock and rank sissyweight prizefighter, RHM, are said to have been due more to budget constraints than star attraction...The only veteran actor in the cast is gay pornstar, Arnold Swollenpecker, who joined the cast to pay off a gambling debt, and retrieve his clothes after his scenes were shot...
Cameos were performed by gender reassignment specialist, Dr. Tchytz as the evil scientist, and international fugitive, Ifar Toften as the double agent...The cast will be available for autographs in the lobby until their probation curfews, and Lefty will be available in the theater men's room for interviews and blow jobs...
Poofter film critic Rex Reed wrote the only positive review since he found an unchewed stick of Juicy Fruit in the cupholder of his theater seat...
Seen below, french troops march to a mandatory screening of the film as a training aid...
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