Poofterade, the popular drink sold in upscale bath houses, has long been known to cause excessive gaseous emissions in those who indulge in alternate lifestyles...The manufacturer, Cocka-Cooler, has always included a flame retardant in the original formula for the protection of those poofters who enjoy cigars while drinking the product...
With the cost of flame retardant skyrocketing, Cocka-Cooler has decided to reformulate the drink without the flame retardant, and will instead print a warning on the label urging customers to switch to Red Man chewing tobacco while drinking the product instead of endangering lives by risking an open flame near the resulting flatulence...
A spokesman for local Poofterade distributor, RHM Industries, has decried the move by Cocka-Cooler claiming that sales will suffer and injury lawsuits will rise...Speaking from his/her male lingerie boutique, RHM said, "When they start cutting the big ones in the locker room after drinking Poofterade, it'll be like a bomb waiting to go off"...
Popular towel boy Lefty of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium had this to say, "These chain-smoking homos don't have any self-control...As soon as the first queer pops a top on a Poofterade, the next one will light up a Camel, and BOOM!"...Lefty said sales of Nomex towels have been brisk since the announcement...
Shown below is a show-off poofter lighting up a Poofterade belch under the blessings of the Hobby Airport Fire Brigade...
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