Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Norway running short of options as it tries to improve poofter ties with China...

http://www.scmp.com/news/world/article/1604014/norway-running-short-options-it-tries-improve-ties-china

Negotiations have hit a new snag in Norwegian attempts to improve relations with Chinese poofters...Chinese Minister of Laundry, Hu Flung Dung, explains, "Stinky Norwegian poofter sneak into bath house, now won't go away!"...

His Excellency referred to the long running feud with the two nations over international fugitive, Ifar Toften, and his attempts to avoid extradition to Norway to face morals charges and several unpaid laundry bills...In his escape from justice, Mr. Toften managed to enter a popular Beijing bath house hidden in a load of bath linen, some say with the help of a bath house towel boy named Lef Ti...

The problem became complicated when it was discovered that the Chinese bath house was actually on the property of the Norwegian embassy giving Mr. Toften diplomatic poofter immunity...Attempts to remove Mr. Toften have been forestalled by the powerful IKEA lobbyists who are thought to be involved with his lucrative bedsheet smuggling operation across the Norway/Sweden border...

New efforts are being made as a request for help from the international poofter crime investigation agency, INTERPOOF, has been answered by famed detective and lingerie designer, Inspector RHM...The renowned inspector was touring his own string of male lingerie boutiques throughout China, and agreed to initiate an investigation into the bath house controversy...

Minister Dung expressed his pleasure at the decision, "RHM always get to bottom of poofter problems and maybe gift poor Chinese laundryman with negligee in my size"...

Shown below, Chinese poofters rehearse the traditional welcome dance for RHM...

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