Science correspondent Dan files this brief, "Giant robot bugs coming to the Houston Zoo ... The bugs were traced to Lefty and his electric robot blow-up doll. Apparently Lefty's crabs mated with the robot's bugs, because as you know, they often find bugs in electronics equipment. The new robot bugs, like Lefty, are AC/DC"
Update: On hearing the news, the manager of the elephant dung disposal facility, who was only one week from retirement, quit in disgust...He said he didn't want to take a chance on catching anything Lefty had been exposed to...
Shown below is a new warning poster ordered at all Houston Zoo entrances by a concerned Mayor Parker...
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