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Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has announced a major breakthrough in research to solve one of poofter society's most painful problems...Prof. Lefty explains, "Homos throughout history have been afflicted with huge asteroids due to their unique social interaction, and massive gallstones from their diet of cheap beer, such as Hamm's"...
The professor pointed out that as they age, the size of their symptoms become larger and therefore impede their mobility...Ancient Egyptian bath house patrons were thought to have discovered the solution to this problem on the banks of the Nile River, but the secret has became lost to history over the ages...
While performing lesbian research on a clothing optional beach in Florida, Prof. Lefty was compelled to find a hasty exit to avoid local warrant service, and in doing so became acquainted with an elderly beachcomber who identified himself only as "Saggy"...Saggy told the professor that he developed massive asteroids due to a childhood incident in which he was blamed for outhouse vandalism and severely paddled by his parents...
Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has announced a major breakthrough in research to solve one of poofter society's most painful problems...Prof. Lefty explains, "Homos throughout history have been afflicted with huge asteroids due to their unique social interaction, and massive gallstones from their diet of cheap beer, such as Hamm's"...
The professor pointed out that as they age, the size of their symptoms become larger and therefore impede their mobility...Ancient Egyptian bath house patrons were thought to have discovered the solution to this problem on the banks of the Nile River, but the secret has became lost to history over the ages...
While performing lesbian research on a clothing optional beach in Florida, Prof. Lefty was compelled to find a hasty exit to avoid local warrant service, and in doing so became acquainted with an elderly beachcomber who identified himself only as "Saggy"...Saggy told the professor that he developed massive asteroids due to a childhood incident in which he was blamed for outhouse vandalism and severely paddled by his parents...
He also became afflicted with oversized gallstones from his religious consumption of inexpensive french wine after being converted overnight by a french movie star to her faith...The movie star also revealed to him the ancient Egyptian secret of easily moving these massive appendages by packing his Fruit of the Looms with wet beach sand...
Professor Lefty took the photo of Saggy shown below shortly before being hurriedly ushered off the beach as a result of his failure to bring a bathing suit with him...The professor claims the photo will be used to further his research following his release from Florida custody on charges of indecent exposure...Additional charges of beach erosion were dropped due to a lack of evidence that he caused the mysterious drag mark seen between his footprints on the sand...
Professor Lefty took the photo of Saggy shown below shortly before being hurriedly ushered off the beach as a result of his failure to bring a bathing suit with him...The professor claims the photo will be used to further his research following his release from Florida custody on charges of indecent exposure...Additional charges of beach erosion were dropped due to a lack of evidence that he caused the mysterious drag mark seen between his footprints on the sand...
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