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Famed designer and operator of a male lingerie boutique, RHM, has announced his intended purchase of the primary maker of skivvies for french poofters...Says RHM, "I generally don't care for the french because they're all so faggoty, but they have some innovative designs in male lingerie"...
RHM noted their patented "short johns" with trap doors front and rear which open inward to prevent their potatoes from falling out...RHM explained that the french potato famine has put russets on the endangered tuber list, and conservation efforts such as this protect the harvest...
When asked why the odd number in his $5.44 offer for the designer label, RHM explained that this was all that was in the towel boys' tip jar when he applied for the loan from his brother, Lefty...RHM advises that the prototype skivvies pictured below will not be available for importation in white as white garments are considered military equipment in France in case of an emergency surrender...
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