Fashion correspondent Dan reports, "UT decides Longhorns have been spanked, will rip off maroon blue bloomers "... Coach Lefty, also UT (Underwear Technician) expressed shock at the removal of his team's bloomers.
Update: We'll have to make allowances for Lefty's distraction today...He just found out he was the low bidder on the lucrative contract to repaint the pool balls at Slim Shadey's Billiard Parlor & Domino Hall on Telephone Road; then he discovered all the other contractors were disqualified because they're color blind...
That means he could have bid as high as 85 cents a ball and still won the contract...In addition he had to sub-contract the ball re-numbering to RHM as it is well known that Lefty's math skills are low...
Shown below is a souvenir towel set from the Longhorn Bath House...
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