A Hobby Airport court has ordered a bath house employee, identified only by the code name "Lefty," to pay child support for the child conceived after two lesbians deposited his sperm "donation" found in a towel he handed them...One of the lesbians, professional oil-wrestler Mazola McLeglock, said she was demonstrating a submission hold to a nude exercise class when she requested the towel to mop up excess sweat...
Ms. McLeglock testified, "I used the towel to wipe my pelvic region when I noticed it had a sticky substance on it...I asked for a clean towel and the towel boy said they were all like that"...Some of the sticky substance apparently got inside Ms. Leglock, and nine months later she gave birth to a healthy, although extremely ugly, baby boy...
DNA testing confirmed the father was "Lefty," and the court ordered garnishment of his bath house paychecks until the child is 18 or until his first sex change...Lefty said after the court decision, "From now on I'll make my donations at the drive-in sperm bank on Telephone Road"...
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