Sunday, September 28, 2014

Officers arrest naked man at White House gate...


White House police have code-named the suspect "Lefty" until positive ID can be made since he had no identification and no place to carry identification...The detainee told police he was there to service the presidential hot tub and was wearing what he normally works in...

Update from political analyst Dan: Officers have identified the naked man as Lefty from potato squashings on his behinder. Lefty claims he just misread the sign 'White House' and thought it said 'Out House'.

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