The bath house entertainer known as Lefty LaPoof was arrested for disorderly and smelly conduct after becoming enraged over a contractual error...Lefty's dietary requirements are such that he needs a regular intake of Taco Bell chili burritos to maintain his internal pressure and prevent implosion...
Upon arrival for his performance on "The Naked Chef" on prime time Pooftervision, he was offered a plate of Taco Grande bean quesadillas which he considers inferior...He then refused to go on the show which was being taped before a mostly live audience...
Lefty had earlier agreed to perform his famous "3 Egg Flip" in which he simultaneously flips three fried eggs in three separate skillets with only the aid of Gorilla Brand duct tape while otherwise nude...Following his arrest, his act was hurriedly replaced by an exhibition match between sissyweight prizefighter, RHM, and champion nude lesbian oil wrestler, Mazola McLeglock...
Results of the match have not yet been posted, and Lefty is still awaiting arraignment as no judge has been found who will accept the charges in his courtroom...
Seen below, a stunt double tries and fails to duplicate Lefty's trick while clothed...
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