Security Chief Big "Tiny" Balsac of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has a lot to answer for since the embarrassing incident this week during President Obama's visit...The President had scheduled a brief stop at the bath house in support of Houston's lesbian Mayor Parker...As usual, an interpreter was nearby for the benefit of hearing impaired poofters...
As Obama began his praise of the mayor, deaf poofters had quizzical looks on their faces at the signs the interpreter was making...Questioned later they said it appeared that the President was inviting them all to Washington for a good time in the White House hot tub...
Secret Service agents had insisted that the President make his speech wearing a bulletproof towel instead of being nude as were the mayor and the audience...Investigation later showed the President was never in any danger, except perhaps from a men's room attendant, identified only as RHM, who expressed interest in the presidential "package"...
The interpreter later claimed he had no knowledge of sign language, and no memory of even entering the poofter playground...He claimed the last thing he remembered was ordering lunch in a nearby Taco Bell, and being overcome by noxious fumes coming from the patron in front of him...The unknown patron is believed to be a bath house towel boy named Lefty, and it is thought the interpreter became confused and followed the towel boy back to the bath house...
Mr. Balsac is at the center of an ongoing investigation involving this and several other breaches of security in the poofter paradise...Whether he will remain as Chief of Security is up to the governing body of the bath house who are still gathering evidence and bribes from those involved...
Update: In a post-incident interview, witnesses said that it appeared that when all the naked poofters sat down at once on the marble benches, the President mistook the sound they made for applause, and gave them the thumbs up sign...Some of the audience took this as a signal from the President to begin groping each other with their thumbs...Never being one to miss a political opportunity, the President inserted his thumb in the Mayor's rectum...
The surprised and pleased Mayor Parker, being accustomed to this gesture, reacted normally and sucked the unprepared President's arm inside her up to his elbow...Attending physician, Dr. Tchytz, said the President should regain full use of his arm within a few weeks...
Pictured below in an undated file photo is the scene of the incident...
I hear they offer a hot Coors bath there. Count me in! - UTAH Bill
ReplyDeleteIn the latest lab tests, the water content of Coors has been found to be higher than Evian, Perrier or Ozarka...
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