A confused castaway has been found aimlessly drifting in an unused hot tub in a Hobby Airport area bath house...The castaway seems unable to recall details of how he got there, but can only remember being called "Lefty" at some point in his life...
The hot tub, located in a far corner of the bath house steam room, was abandoned after many of the poofter clientele reported a foul odor in the area...Lefty was unable to see through the steam and thought he was abandoned in the ocean, not knowing he was merely floating in a hot tub...
Lefty said he lost all track of time, but survived by consuming pizza crusts and burrito scraps that sometimes floated within his reach...Lefty claims his religion prevents him from drinking water, but he received nourishment from the occasional Hamms beer can that floated by with a few swallows left in it...
Lefty was rushed to the nearby Hobby Airport Sex Reassignment Clinic & Bait Shop where attending physician, Dr. Tchytz, reports his strength has returned to the point where he is chasing the clinic nurses in the ER...
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