Roving correspondent Dan brings our attention to the following article from the UP (Unlimited Poofters) news wire:
Dan adds, "Lefty was arrested for bottomless barbering. It appears Lefty wasn't wearing any pants or undies and told the patron in the chair to grab the crank-up lever and jack it up higher. When the patron noticed the chair didn't go up, but Lefty did, he complained to the police."
Depicted below is a police photo of the real chair handle later found in Lefty's tip jar and entered into evidence...Lefty claimed the chair technician must have left it there during an earlier service call...
In a related story:
Grave digger and Norwegian fugitive Ifar Toften has been fired from his job for appearing topless and placing a tip jar graveside...Apparently gravedigging was the only employment available to Mr. Toften as he awaits his extradition hearing concerning morals charges filed against him in Norway...
The local Necrophilia Enthusiasts Club is expected show support for Mr. Toften as he allowed "private tours" of the graveyard before the funerals of young, well-built corpses...
Shown below, Mr. Toften invites new clients...
Shown below, Mr. Toften invites new clients...
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