Annual bath house Christmas tree lighting scheduled...

In keeping with Montrose tradition, Houston's lesbo Mayor Parker announced that the annual bath house tree lighting will take place tonight, and the honors go to popular towel boy, Lefty...Lefty, who stays lit up year round, will plug in the tree at midnight, and shortly after promises to plug in the mayor...

The mayor, dressed only in a rainbow colored strap-on "entertainment appliance," and Lefty, wearing only a loincloth emblazoned with the logo of RHM's male lingerie boutique, will take turns adorning each other's bushes with glad tidings of great joy...RHM, who has pledged a marathon of gladiator movies in the poofter lounge of his boutique, will be in attendance as secondary receiver if either Lefty or the mayor are unable to continue...

Update: Shown in this press release photo from the mayor's office, Lefty, RHM and Big "Tiny" Balsac are shown in the bath house parade float on their way to the ceremony...

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