In a surprising development Chinese poofter computer programmer, Lef Ti, has secretly inserted covert software into the skivvies of the clientele at a Hong Kong bath house where he obtained employment as a towel boy...The insertion went unnoticed until the tiny eggs hatched into "flappy birds" which then attacked the host carrier...
According to PoofterPedia, flappy birds begin feeding immediately after hatching, and their favorite food is nuts, which are readily available within the Fruit of the Loom environment where they were hatched...Naturally the host carrier can become noticeably upset after the first pleasurable sensation, and soon becomes intent on ridding itself of the insatiable feeder...
As a result of this criminal hostile invasion, Lef Ti has become a fugitive, and is currently being sought in Norway which has become a haven for homo fugitives, but is also thought to have close ties to a Hobby Airport bath house where an American cousin is employed...
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