Sunday, September 21, 2014

Ancient baby DNA suggests tie to Native Poofters...


Scientists excavating an ancient lesbian burial ground are puzzled over the discovery of the remains of a baby unearthed on the grounds...Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies explains, "Since rugmunchers and homos are not attracted to each other, we were puzzled how they could have produced offspring...However, my associate, Dr. RHM, has a theory"...

Professor Lefty went on to say that RHM has uncovered evidence of a prehistoric towel boy who was a slave in a nearby "bath cave"...Evidence collected shows that the "towel slave," in addition to handing out palm leaves to poofters, also offered massages to prehistoric lesbians, and sometimes managed to service their prurient needs, therefore producing offspring...

Prof. Lefty also theorizes that the "towel slave" was considered a person of great value since he was buried in a remote section of the cemetery, denoting his great importance...However work was halted on excavating his tomb when several workers were overcome by noxious fumes when his crypt was opened...Prof. Lefty said when work resumes, DNA samples will be collected to attempt to locate any of his surviving descendants which may have inherited his skills...

Below is an artists depiction of a neanderthal lesbian waiting for service from her "towel slave"...


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