The streaker, whose tiger-print g-string covered a large russet potato which he had duct taped in place, claimed that he had been hired to dance at a gay bath house...He claimed that a Pakistani cab driver, unfamiliar with the city, had delivered him to the wrong address by mistake...
The cab driver when questioned said the streaker, tentatively identified as a visiting towel boy from Houston, attempted to pay him in Kroger coupons claiming they were the latest printing from the US Mint...Charges will be pending following the streaker's delousing and debriefing...
PETA investigators say no animals were harmed during the streaker's apprehension, although several ladies in the audience were treated for body odor inhalation...
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