Noted animal husbandry professor and famed explorer, Dr. Lefty, has returned from his foray into the wild with a prime example of a new species of monkey...Although native tribesmen swear the monkey's testicles and buttocks were not blue before the arrival of Dr. Lefty, the blue colorization on the primate's privates appears to be permanent...
Another odd trait noticed by scientists is an apparently permanent erection along with an insatiable thirst for Hamm's beer...From prior experience with animals exposed to long periods with Dr. Lefty, the investigators will make their studies with hazmat suits and ten foot poles...
Pictured below is one of Dr. Lefty's native guides attempting to catch the attention of two of the new species...
Glad to see Lefty's still around.
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Thanks, Fred...You'll be happy to know that Lefty's hearing concerning his deportation to Apache Junction is expected to be successfully concluded soon...
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