RHM's latest match...

Aspiring sissyweight fighter, RHM, has agreed to meet his latest opponent in the squared circle...The up and coming (please, no visuals) boxer has signed on to meet Fallon Fox, transgendered pugilist in a scheduled three round exhibition match...Mr./Ms. Fox, the boxer with a box, has encouraged RHM to schedule his/her/its own gender assignment surgery...

Says Fox: "The little wuss needs to decide what sex he wants to be, if any, and just man up..."

RHM's trainer/manager, Lefty, has insisted on performing a pre-match functionality inspection of Fox to insure all parts are in working order...The likely venue for this match-up is a Boca Raton nudist camp operated by an elderly promoter known only as Saggy...The well known Florida nudist, Saggy (pictured below), was once asked who gave him his nickname, and he answered, "Everybody..."

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