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In a stunning blow to the new bath house currency, EU (Everyone Undressed) has joined the Chinese laundry operators, German nudist lesbian stormtroopers and Norwegian gay sauna owners in condemning the acceptance of "bit coins" for poofter services...Worldwide poofter news services are beginning to warn of the dangers in accepting the currency which seems to be centered on a popular South Houston bath house...
Speaking on behalf of EU, Norway's Minister of Poofter Finances, Ifar Toften, says, "We have seen new outbreaks of unusual diseases and symptoms among homos who have come into contact with "bit coins"...It is similar to what I witnessed when I was briefly seeking refuge from deportation in a Hobby Airport area mansion next door to a gay massage parlor"...
Minister Toften further explained that the "bit coins" are easily identified by crooked teeth marks on the surface, and an odor reminiscent of a certain popular Mexican fast food franchise...He also says that DNA testing has narrowed the source to two brothers employed by a Hobby Airport bath house...Until further notice gay travelers around the world are advised to avoid the new form of currency...
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