China's Director of Laundry, Hu Flung Poo, today announced a total ban on "bit coins" in Chinese bath houses and laundries...The enraged government minister said, "Last night I see big bubble in hot tub and it break...And no smell like sweet Chinese poofter...Smell like stinky towel boy"...Director Poo further stated that he searched the bottom of the hot tub and found a "bit coin" obviously left as a tip by the previous occupant...
The director has ordered all tip jars in locker rooms and bath house laundries to be searched for evidence of "bit coins"...First time offenders will receive the death penalty...Repeat offenders will be deported to a Hobby Airport bath house...
The UN's Bath House Ambassador to China has been dispatched to the Chinese mainland to soothe relations between international poofters...Ambassador Lefty said in a press release at the airport, "I'll get to the bottom of this if I have to strip-search every slant-eyed lesbian in Asia...I'm also carrying a diplomatic pouch full of bribes for all those fat Chink homos...And be sure to get the edited-for-sissies version of this press release before you print it"...
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