As events unfold in the Hobby Airport Bath House bridge scandal, investigators are centering their questions more on towel boy Lefty...Recapping what we know, poofters have become accustomed to having their belongings pilfered in the locker room, but someone has taken it to a new level by taking bridgework...
It seems some bath house clients prefer "catching" to "pitching" and find it convenient to leave their gold and silver bridges in their lockers while participating in certain hot tub activities...Upon returning from their showers, some poofters began reporting their bridges missing, and most of the complaints seem to occur during chief towel boy Lefty's shift...
Head of security, Big "Tiny" Balsac, launched a probe immediately after being informed of the complaints...He reports noticing that Lefty has begun visiting a neighborhood pawn shop which advertises paying top prices on gold and silver before making his usual lunch stop at Taco Bell...Further investigation by Balsac reveals that Lefty has begun ordering the top-of-the-line Burrito Supremes instead of the daily special...
After further noting that Lefty no longer tries to slip out the door without paying for his lunch, instead paying cash, Balsac reports he believes he has enough evidence to warrant a full scale investigation...More news on this bridge scandal as news (and wind) breaks...
The bi-lingual sign below was posted above the doorway to the bi-sexual hot tub room by Lefty...
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