In a new test of immigration law, California has granted a bath house permit to an undocumented Norwegian fugitive...On the run for decades from morals charges in his native Norway, fugitive Ifar Toften has applied for and received a bath house license to be located inside the Norwegian embassy in San Francisco...
If Mr. Toften's legal maneuvering passes court tests, it could open the door to new business opportunities for many illegal immigrants...Already lines have formed at the courthouse of Mexicans wanting to operate as taco vendors in the Mexican consulate, and Frenchmen wishing to open white flag boutiques at the French embassy...
Mr. Toften's permit application states his new business will be housed in the first-floor men's room of the embassy, and until he can hire qualified towel boys and oral specialists, he will be operating by hand...He further states that since most Norwegians are poofters, he already has a built in clientele...
The fact that he will become a de facto employee of the embassy, making him exempt from criminal proceedings will also stop deportation hearings by the US Immigration Department..."Gosh," chuckled Mr. Toften, "Such a benefit had never even occurred to me"...
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