Farm and ranch correspondent Dan reports on rumors saying "feathered visitors have Webster residents looking up"...Dan's keen sense of investigative reporting reveals, "Lefty was visiting a poofter friend in Webster who had asked Lefty to hold his cock , his rooster, that is, while he went to slop the hogs. Lefty was standing out in the street when a dump truck from a road repair job dumped a load of hot tar over him and the chicken. Thus tarred and feathered Lefty climbed up a power pole and the Webster residents were looking up."
Editorial opinion: Lefty has been tarred and feathered so many times it's become a fashion statement for him...However, this may be the biggest cock he was ever tarred with...
In the undated file photo below, Lefty is pictured in a fashionable feather boa as a special invited guest of the Uncle Remus Society at a "tar baby party"...
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