Sunday, September 21, 2014

Leaked call on Ukraine made on unencrypted cellphones: U.S. officials...


Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has apologized for the loss of a government cellphone when he accidentally dropped one into a dig site where an ancient Ukrainian lesbian cemetery is being unencrypted...His assistant shovel holder, RHM, was taking a leak into one of the open crypts when the accident occurred...

Dr. Lefty blamed his associate's incontinence on the poor quality of the local beer available, and the lack of portable outhouses in the third world country...

Pictured below are two Druid lesbian priestesses performing a ritual of blessing over the ancient crypt...


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