Former Chief Towel Boy, Lefty, of the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, has been promoted to Director of Bath Linen Logistics...Although Lefty's duties remain unchanged, and he will still be handing towels to poofters as they emerge from the hot tubs and showers...His salary and share of the tip jar proceeds remain the same, however he will be permitted to wear a silver codpiece on his thong to mark his long service...
Congratulations Lefty!...
And in business news, we know Lefty is also a trendsetter and fashionista in his alternative lifestyle...Since he is the official spokesmodel for RHM's male lingerie boutique, observant poofters have noticed his Fruit of the Looms are almost always yellow in front and brown in the rear (hard to miss since he wears them on the outside)...
And in business news, we know Lefty is also a trendsetter and fashionista in his alternative lifestyle...Since he is the official spokesmodel for RHM's male lingerie boutique, observant poofters have noticed his Fruit of the Looms are almost always yellow in front and brown in the rear (hard to miss since he wears them on the outside)...
Not wanting to miss any business, RHM added the fashionable colors to his/her line of undies as an extra cost option...
Pictured below is Lefty's new badge of office after a fresh application of Reynolds Wrap...
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Pictured below is Lefty's new badge of office after a fresh application of Reynolds Wrap...
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