Employment correspondent Dan files this update, "In addition to his towel boy duties, Lefty has been appointed as maintenance man on the new automatic douche just installed at Mayor Parker's Lesbian Lounge & Playpark. Not to forget his poofter friends, Lefty invites them to utilize this machine in their pick-up-the-soap games. Lefty also states using this machine cuts down on the floaters left in the bath house."
Editor's correction: This is a common misconception fomented by liberal, poofter journalists...The "automatic" douche machine represented in the report is in all actuality a "semi-automatic" device requiring one pull of the finger on the lesbian's trigger for each succeeding douche, as opposed to a "fully-automatic" douche machine available only in the lesbian barracks of the don't-ask-don't-tell army at Fort Bill Clinton...
Pictured below, Lefty still retains his field manual from his days in the Mounted Horse Marines...
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