Professor Lefty of the Institute For Advanced Lesbian Studies has announced the results of his latest study after an exhaustive fact finding tour of international topless bars and lesbian nudist camps...In a press release the professor announced, "We have concluded that poofters existed even in neanderthal times after finding evidence of a prehistoric bath house"...
In an attempt to avoid warrant service after being seen peeping through a knothole in a Madagascar women-only massage parlor, Professor Lefty made his exit through a previously unexplored jungle, and stumbled onto the site of an ancient "shower room" hidden in a cave...Professor Lefty explained, "The neanderthal homos left in such a hurry we found the remains of petrified soap bars they dropped on the floor"...
Professor Lefty believes the prehistoric poofters used palm leaves for towels and even found the remains of an ancient "tip jar" near what he believes would have been their locker room...The professor hopes his new findings will help him gain a grant from the Obama administration to further his quest for poofter history...
Shown below is an artist's depiction of what the prehistoric hot tub area may have looked like...
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