Transportation reporter Dan sends us this item adding, "However, Lefty, the current source of cheap natural gas, has proven not cleaner since he flotches himself with every emission. Scientists are currently working with a backlog of gaseous samples, but complain Lefty's have too many logs in them."
Update: After correcting the obvious typo in the headline of the original story to read, "Natural gas low commodes may prove cheaper, cleaner" we note the following:
Lefty's commode doesn't get any lower as his mom has forbidden him to use their indoor plumbing...He now uses a hole dug in the ground under a tree in the woods behind their house with a knotted rope hanging from a limb to hold onto...His mom also notes that the family of raccoons that were living in the tree were forced to move away...
We regret any inconvenience, especially to the family of raccoons...
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