Lefty wasted no time after his Reno divorce from the Clayhammer triplets (Corabelle, Florabelle and Dorabelle) in getting married again at the Grammy Award mass wedding...Wearing a top hat, shower clogs and matching codpiece, Lefty tied the knot with his German Shepherd, Trixie...
Critics claim that Trixie only married Lefty to gain American citizenship, but others say the canine was promised a sex-change operation after the honeymoon...Both are expected to sign contracts to appear in a new reality show on the Animal Planet after-hours channel...
Editor's note: In the interest of fairness to Lefty, it should be noted that the German Shepherd is (for the time being) a female, as there is nothing queer about Lefty...
Trixie is shown below being led to the altar by her transgendered, trans-specied father...
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