Travel correspondent Dan reports, "In other news, Lefty returned from Indiana today and told everybody his new name was 'Stubby'."
In a related story, the Indianapolis Museum of Penile Protuberances has announced the acquisition of a new exhibit to be displayed next to the famous John Dillinger exhibit (shown below before post-mortem removal)...The new arrival is said to point out the difference between big-time bank robbers and small time pickpockets and locker room looters...
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