Ambassador-At-Large Lefty is on his way to Moscow for an in-depth investigation into charges that the girls were exposed to rampant lesbianism in the prison population...Says Ambassador Lefty, "If these charges are true, I'll have to hear a detailed report from each victim, and I'll want all videos and photos that were taken...If necessary, I might have to get them to re-enact any of the lezzie action for the cameras"...
Ambassador Lefty has further vowed to stay in Russia and strip-search all female prison guards for any undocumented evidence...
In preparation for the task, Ambassador Lefty has selected several textbooks from the Martha Stewart collection for study during the journey (example shown below)...
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