After Lefty's latest conviction in vagrancy court, a class action lawsuit was filed against him and the jail administration on behalf of the murderers, kidnappers, assassins, child molesters and pickpockets incarcerated with him, citing cruel and unusual punishment...
Lefty's legal team, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq. and the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, were unavailable for comment since they are being held in separate facilities on separate charges...They are expected to issue a joint statement when they find a new joint supplier...
Lefty's legal team, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq. and the Cascade Kitchen Counselor, were unavailable for comment since they are being held in separate facilities on separate charges...They are expected to issue a joint statement when they find a new joint supplier...
Lefty's lesbian biker prayer group is attempting to raise bail money for him by collecting donations in their attempt to set a new nude telephone booth stuffing record...RHM, who was recently accepted by the group as a probationary "sidesaddle" member, is leading a door-to-door group on the same mission in the Montrose area...He is said to be making head-way...
Shown below, the biker group tries a dry run before removing their clothing and applying Wesson Oil...
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