Lefty, better known to his TV fans as the Naked Chef, has announced the purchase of a bakery which was forced to close by refusing to bake a wedding cake for a lesbian couple...Always smelling a profit (in addition to other odors) entrepreneur Lefty plans to cater exclusively to lesbian and poofter couples who wish to enter wedlock...
Says Lefty, "If these rug-munchers want to marry each other and be as miserable as other married couples, I won't stand in their way...As long as the check for the cake clears the bank that is"...
Always looking for new opportunities, Lefty is also partnered with his brother, the Reverend RHM of the Temple of Our Lady of Diminished Virginity...RHM is building a nudist wedding chapel between the bakery and the Motel 6 operated by their attorney, Mr. C.N. Spitt, Esq., who also runs his divorce law office on the same premises...
As Lefty says, "It's one stop shopping...And don't don't forget our special: Morning wedding, afternoon honeymoon and night divorce court...Never leave the building"...
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