As part of his court-ordered community service, Lefty recently caddied for a number of ladies at a nude golf tournament to benefit local charities...Lefty signed up for the event before being told that all the lady golfers were between 60 and 85 years old...
The ladies all remarked how Lefty's putter stood out more than normally due to his being forcibly defoliated prior to the tournament by the Hobby Airport Homeowners Association in an effort to rid him of a troublesome case of leaf blight in his pubic patch...Lefty managed to score a couple of holes for himself in addition to having some hours credited to his community service obligation...
Court reporter Dan adds, "Unfortunately, Lefty's idea of 'community service' wasn't in line with the Judge's . Lefty serviced only the gay, lesbian and transgender populace in the Hobby Airport vicinity, plus several longshoremen in the Ship Channel area, requiring the longshoremen to use Preparation-H thereafter. Frederick's of Hollywood also filed a brief with the Court (including Lefty's briefs as 'Exhibit A') charging Lefty ate all the lesbian's edible-undies, while they were still in them."...
Seen below, caddy Lefty offers his personal tee service in a difficult sand trap...
Seen below, caddy Lefty offers his personal tee service in a difficult sand trap...
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