Lefty joins union...

Always the civic minded volunteer, Lefty has joined the San Diego Queer Student Union as advisor to the lesbian contingent...When it was pointed out that Lefty hasn't been a student anywhere since being kicked out of the third grade girls' swimming class, he stated he has been involved in continuing education classes in lingerie design since winning the coveted Pubic Television Grant for his peppermint flavored brassiere clasp...

Lefty's role will be limited to mentoring rug munching classes and critiquing videos the lesbians send him...He cannot appear in person on campus due to the demands of his job as bath house towel boy, and also because of several warrants still active in the San Diego jurisdiction...

Shown below are two graduates from Lefty's mentoring...

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