Traffic reporter Dan submits this traffic bulletin, "Lefty was involved in a 4-way accident on Heights Blvd. today. The news reported it as a 'fender-bender', however it turned out it was Lefty's gender that got bent while he was doing a 4-way with two poofters and two Lebanese dyke bikers, who were in a Metro bus helping a friend, Jack Hoff, on the bus. A police officer was called to straighten things out, but he got behind in the process."
Update: Lefty will better understand the difference between genders when he learns to date within his own species...In the meantime he stays in demand as a speaker on animal husbandry...
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