Lefty's employment record...

Prior to holding several positions (some acrobatic) at the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, Lefty was briefly employed at his daddy's business, Swifty's All Night Bail Bond & Payday Loan Service...Lefty's job was collecting on delinquent accounts which he assumed he could take in trade...His daddy fired him when the cash register drawer got so sticky it wouldn't even open...

Update: Alert reader Dan reminds us,"Swifty, as you know, was charged with male fraud after posing as a lesbian while campaigning for Mayor Parker."

Editor's note: Swifty later claimed he was merely donating some hand-me-down clothing his daughter, Slinky, had outgrown to the Mayor's Rags For Rugmunchers program, although he couldn't explain why he was wearing one of the dresses...

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