Professor Lefty of the Institute for Advanced Lesbian Studies has announced a new use for the Viagra he has depended on for years...Prof. Lefty is not only the world's foremost authority on the popular male enhancement drug, but also a major wholesale buyer of the product...
When research revealed the previously unknown benefit for women's menstrual cramps, Prof. Lefty announced that his study showed a quicker and more positive effect if the product was injected directly into the female patient from a longtime, heavy user of Viagra...
The professor said, "I've been noticing all my girlfriends, nurses and female patients have fewer cramps following a private therapy session with me...Since I take at least 15 to 20 Viagras a day for personal use, I concluded that sex with me is beneficial to women"...
Prof. Lefty has applied for a grant from the Department of Health to finance further Viagra purchases and to pay his delinquent account at the Comfort Inn...
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