Therapy breakthrough!...

Lefty's court appointed therapist, Dr. Tchytz, reports an exciting new development in the study of why Lefty is, well, Lefty...It seems Lefty's confusion stems from that incident in his adolescence with the transgendered Italian fruit peddler...Lefty's homework assignment was to write a paper on the difference between apples and oranges...The peddler showed him his banana and tried to get Lefty to touch his artificially enhanced melons...This might also explain why Lefty has vegetarian tendencies...

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