Airshow enthusiast and medically retired Zeppelin pilot Dan writes to ask, "Is it true Lefty will do his nude wing-walking gig on the P-51?"
Update: Lefty was indeed scheduled to appear with his unique act in which he assumed the classic three-legged stance over the canopy of the P-51, Schlong Island Kid...Unfortunately his wing-walker's license, issued by the Splendora Nudist Stunt Pilot Association, had expired and he was unable to get medical clearance due to an infestation of landing gear crickets...The management regrets any inconvenience to Lefty's fans...
In his place, his girlfriend, nude oil wrestling champion, Mazola McLeglock, will walk on the wing of an F-18 flown by a lesbian Navy pilot who is with the Blue Angels demonstration team...Ms McLeglock is shown in her traditional costume below with her body painted to resemble Wonder Woman...Her act is co-sponsored by the Glidden Paint Company and the WD-40 Corporation...
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