Friday, September 19, 2014

Bath House Testing Drones for Same-Sex Towel Delivery...


The Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium, always in the vanguard of new technology, is testing the use of drones to deliver towels to poofter clients...Tech advisor, Big "Tiny" Balsac, says, "Our research shows that naked poofters prefer not to be left dripping water on a marble floor while waiting for a lazy towel boy to follow orders"...

Balsac adds, "We also expect complaints of locker pilferage to go down as we suspect some of our towel boys, one in particular, may not be entirely honest"...

Towel boy union representative, Lefty, is against the idea, "I don't think these fat homos want little robot helicopters buzzing around their privates, most of them don't have that much to lose anyway...And how the hell are you going to tip a drone?"...

Lefty adds, "I mean whats next?...Drones picking up dropped soap in the shower?...Where's the fun in that?...Hey, that microphone's not on, is it?"...

Pictured below is a drone delivery to the lesbian entrance of the bath house...


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