An important new expose about popular towel boy Lefty has been published by Norwegian fugitive poofter Ifar Toften...The author has vowed to lay bare the private life of Lefty, and although that thought brings a repugnant image to gentler minds, he says the public must be made aware of Lefty's presence in society...
To ensure accuracy in his book, Mr. Toften has enlisted the services of well-known editor Truckman, who has read every stomach-churning page and swears to the exactness of all facts therein...Mr. Toften generously honored Mr. Truckman with the dedication page pictured below in lieu of pay...
For those readers unaware, Mr. Truckman is an elderly, eccentric former firearms dealer and reclusive, retired forum administrator who only agreed to edit the book because of the annoyance to the public by the likes of Lefty...Mr. Truckman accepted no pay for this literary task, other than the expense of the Diet Dr Pepper he consumed while at work...
The elderly Mr. Truckman wishes Mr. Toften continued success in the publishing world...All proceeds from book sales and film and television rights go toward Mr. Toften's legal defense fund as he fights extradition to his native Norway on morals charges...
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