Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Braniff Street bath house goes high tech...


With the recent incidents of unauthorized entry using false bath house ID cards, the Hobby Airport Bath House & Poofter Emporium has announced an additional layer of security in its photo ID system...The new high tech camera will embed a client's unique odor into the card...

Says Sergeant-at-Arms Big "Tiny" Balsac, "These fat homos stink to the high heavens, but now we can put that stench to good use...If the card doesn't stink the same as the poofter trying to get in, we kick his butt to the curb..."

Authorities are still baffled as to why someone would go to this much trouble to get in the popular bath house since chief towel boy, Lefty, has been fined many times for accepting bribes from members wishing to make a hasty exit...

Pictured below is an ID check at the lesbian entrance...


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