Mayor Parker leads Kingwood poofter parade...

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/kingwood-parade-draws-big-crowds/

As seen in the video, Grand Marshal Dave Grubb pulled the "Rolling Bath House" float with his methane fueled Farmall tractor...Said Grubb: "The filler nozzle is under my seat, and as long as these bean burritos hold out, it'll run forever..."

Update from holiday calendar correspondent Dan: "Shortly after this report, Parade Master Bates, signaled Grubb to accelerate to bring the Rolling Bath House float up even with the Kingwood Queers float. As acceleration required Grubb to increase his gas pressure, he inadvertently exceeded his bottom-line pressure resulting in a massive fuel spill. Mayor Parker, in a pubic minded gesture, volunteered to take over Dave's tractor seat tasks which she said she enjoyed."

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